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Aliens Exist

 

Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not that creatures from above
You used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real?
(These were real)
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes you know me
(Yes you know me)
Been best friends and will be till we die
(Die) (x2)
I got an injection of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
Alright

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information, nice to know ya, paranoia, where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies

Going Away To College

 

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight, I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out that light, just
Don't forget to
Think about me and I
Won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said

Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off and if young love is just a game then
I must have missed the kick off
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on
Anything but
I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared
In a long time
And I'm so unprepared
So here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words
A simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But you're so beautiful to me

I'll think about the times
She kissed me after class and
She put up with my friends
I acted like an ass, I'd
Ditch my lecture
To watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture
Still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared
In a long time
And I'm so unprepared
So here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words
A simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared
In a long time
And I'm so unprepared
So here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words
A simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But you're so beautiful

What's My Age Again

 

I took her out
It was a Friday night, I wore cologne
To get the feeling right, we started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again? (x2)

Then later on
On the drive home I called her mom
From a pay phone, I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again? (x2)

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she broke up with me
(What's my age again?)
(She's away)
No one should take themselves so seriously
(She's away)
With many years ahead to fall in line
(She's away)
Why would you wish that on me, I never wanna act my age
(She's away)
What's my age again? (x2)

What's my age again?

Dysentery Gary

 

Got a lotta heartache
He's a fuckin' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer, I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to chose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He's a fuckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain, the girl chose the one guy who makes you wanna kick and scream
All along you wish that she would stay, fuck the guy who took and ran away and he's a player, 

diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer, I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
Cause girls are such a drag

Adam's Song

 

I never thought
I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time
I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed
To go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came, 16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside, the world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait
Till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought
I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things
To all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off
Board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice
In the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came, 16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside, the world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait
Till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered, rarely came, tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside, the world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait
Till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

All The Small Things

 

All the
Small things
True care
Truth brings
I'll take
One lift
Your ride
Best trip
Always
I know
You'll be
At my show
Watching
Waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me (home)
Nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na

Late night
Come home
Work sucks
I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me (home)
Nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill
(Nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na nana nana nana nana na na)
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on (x2)
My little windmill

The Party Song

 

All human fuckers

Do you want to come to a party, my friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30, 

thing's at a frat house but people are cool there, 

reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention,

 I wasn't out searching for love or affection, so I paid my 3 and the girls got in free, 

shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band, someone in the background was doing a keg stand, this place is so lame, 

all this girls look the same, all these guys have no game, 

I wish I would have stayed in my bed back at home watching TV alone 

where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone far from people I hate 

down from anywhere state trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair she wasn't wearing underwear, 

at least I prayed that she might be the one
Maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise but that night I learned some girls try too hard
(Nana na) (x4)
Some girls try too hard
(Nana na) (x4)
And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress, 

with those things on their chests and the things they suggest to me
(Nana na) (x8)

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying, the names she was dropping, the games she was playing, 

she dated the guy who now rides for Black Flys, how she's down with the wise, well-constructed disguise, 

now I'd rather go dateless then sit here and hate this, her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless, 

so I said I'd call her but never would bother until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair, 

she won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover this girl's not the one
And she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
(Nana na) (x4)
Some girls try too hard
(Nana na) (x4)
And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress 

with those things on their chests and the things they suggest to me
(Nana na) (x8)
(x2) (Nana na
Nana na
Nana na)
Some girls try too hard
(Nana na) (x2)

Mutt

 

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old I've been told, a strong sexual goal, he go out every day
She goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know, she is ready to blow, they go out every night
His pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
(She's open waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score
(He's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically been starved for attention before

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically been starved for attention before

Wendy Clear

 

Let's take the boat out on the bay, forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be innapropriate because either way our band gets dropped all down
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

The three-date theory is getting old, everyone's getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

I'll be
Moving on (x2)
Moving on and on and on

Moving on (x2)
Moving on and on and on

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad (x4)

Anthem

 

Home
Show
Mom won't know
Run out the back door
He's passed out on the floor
Third
Time
Been caught twice
Forgive our neighbor Bob
I think he humped the dog

But good things come to those who wait cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

White
Lies
Bloodshot eyes
Breath of alcohol
Stole it from the mall
How's
Chris marked with lipstick
Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters

But good things come to those who wait cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong
You left the kids to carry on
You planned their
Fall, too bad you're wrong
Don't need a mom dad slave drive song
I time bomb (x6)

Turn
Low
The radio
I think I hear my dad
Yelling at the band

But good things come to those who wait cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong
You left the kids to carry on
You planned their
Fall, too bad you're wrong
Don't need a mom dad slave drive song
I time bomb (x8)
I time
Bomb