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Heavy Petting Zoo
1.
Homophobic|| 2. Philthy Phil
Philantropist || 3. Freedom Lika Shopping Cart || 4.
Bleeding Heart Disease || 5. Hotdog In A Hallway || 6. Release The Hostages
|| 7. Liza
Let them be Infested with microscopic bugs and Let them be
Some people say I got a problem with authority so Philthy Phil Philantropist There's something grand about being nothing Can't ever be a man or can't be just anybody Philthy Phil Philanderer Philthy Phil Philantropist
Kick back Crustin Kick back Sleeping under rays Wasting Kick back Between the red and black
Dough Fo- But don't forget the tit Do do do do do do do (x3)
Today How Co- So don't expect the best you won't Pursuit of million dollar happiness (x3) How
She's got a couple of pony kegs Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread And when her flesh begins to sag I always know just where she sat She's my phillie, I'm her stud She'll have another piece of pie She's got a couple of pony kegs That's why I love her
Have a beer Cause it makes me Seems like everybody's got Seems like everybody's got
That would be vanilla bean She's gotta chap that primal scream Liza's been around the block She used to wear her hair short long Trading in her flannel shirts Miss Terrence, sellers, akin She's goin to the Tribe 8 show She'll find a bottom young and butch She's been around a couple years
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood There's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
Hardly used diaphram I don't wanna know Children play in the yard About a quarter to 3 I don't wanna know Partly owned tuder house Hardly used diaphram (x5) I don't wanna know
Woke on the wrong side of the bed Little choices in a Biblic moralization So he may be fucking her Catherine McKinnon does exist Well what she really hates is sex Simple solutions crea Catherine should get busy pork and Cause she may be off her back The little man sits alone The black and white
I wouldn't walk I would do almost anything for you
Cause if there's anything you want I wouldn't climb I would you call back whenever I could
Cause if there's anything you want He was beautiful We're gonna try to get it right
I doesn't seem I love you as much as anyone could
Cause if there's anything you want
I see Like waking up from a real bad dream What's goin on (x2) The air is sweet Feelings of joy Like waking up from a fucked up dream What's goin on (x2) Poor Jeff
I hesitate He had denied She aced the test She had denied
8. What's The Matter With Kids Today? || 9. Love
Story || 10. The Black And White
11. Whatever Didi Wants || 12. August 8th ||
13. Drop The World
1. HOMOPHOBIC
Homo
I'm homophobic
So what ah ah ah
Scared of bums
Not just because they stink bad
Not just because they're crackers
From drinking too much lysol
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums ah ah ah
Endocrine systematic doo doo
Why don't they get a job
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums ah ah ah2. PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTROPIST
There's something wrong with mass consumption
Why do we want what we don't need
Alcohol
Burn it clean
Asphalt methamphetamin
Will make it seem alright
It's gonna make it seem alright
Living in the hunger underground
What if I do man it beats relinquishing control
Rule taken when you should of give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay
There's something lame about being grand
Alcohol
Squirtin gun
Don't want no holidays in the sun
That's me not bein you (x2)
Either part of the solution or the
Problem
Replace superman with Joe ordinary
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay (x2)3. FREEDOM LIKE SHOPPING CART
A christian
An anarchist slash prostitute
Figures out the true meaning of freedom
Not freedom like America
Freedom like a shopping cart
No tense
You got a bag of grub that cost you about 50 cents
No fear
No fuckin feat
Malt liquor tastes much better on the street
Away of life for heroines
And heroes who hitch hike the road to eden
Not eden like the garden state
Eden like the state of mind
Cheap thrills
You'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you
The bridge
You took it out
The ticket takers suddenly lost count
Your teeth crumbling away
Say goodbye to all responsibility
You never wanted it man
Time
Whenever you get the chance
Which happens to be all the time
Free meals
A couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals
No work
No fuckin pay
Cardboard condiminium by the bay
You're never goin' back
Say goodby to all responsibilty
You never wanted it man4. BLEEDING HEART DISEASE
How
Mo-
Ny po-
Lluted
My mind
What our lives are lined for Rae
Just a crazy aussie me
The generation forges on
Dder for corporations sew-
Wing our lips together LA
Such a nice place to get shot
It follows liber in the the constitution
Following the part about pursuit
For happiness the bi-product
Of colonial precious metal mine extracts
Which brings us back to dough
I saw a kid torture a cat
Too much leisure
Teenage Norman Rockwell paints it black
Did the chain get started more
Is what everyone wants ney
Oy is what none of us are
Operation died last night
Ruptured bleeding heart foresight
Me, I'm just a loo
Be disapointed when you take
A bite and watch the worm crawl back inside
Don't believe the fairy tales
Of million dollar happiness
Los Angelestic lifestyles chardone
Pursuit of million dollar
Happiness was killed we watched it bleed
Some say it died from hate
Some say from bleeding heart disease
Mo-
Ny po-
Lluted
My mind
How
Mo-
Ny po-
Lluted
My
Mind5. HOTDOG IN THE HALLWAY
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
She's like a mobile waterbed
But when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and worthy
She's my insulation
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung
That's why I love her
Her bean is bigger than my pud, it's like
Feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
6. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES
Stop!
It's on me
Has anyone ever told you
That you look
Like a star
Heard it said
At the bar
So I drink
Happier than being alone
My good friend
Johnie Walker
Keeps me warm
Like a cunt
Something I have not
A reason not to die
Death to mister Right
Cause that's not me
Something I have not
A reason not to die
So I say death to mister Right
He makes me sad
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x2)
Yeah yeah yeah (x2)
Yeah7. LIZA
She's been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors
There's only one she really hates
The blandest one don't make her scream
And that's what she likes to hear the most
Yeah yeah yeah
She's on the ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Yeah yeah yeah
She's currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old Louise
Now she's the one who's on the prey
Determining her preference
She didn't like that dynamic
For 6 inch heals, latex skirts
She even bought herself some bras
She's got more power feminine
She knows that power incites fear
And it's that fear which makes her wet
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
It's at the calyx of Isis
She'll tell her I won't hurt you much
Unless of course you want me to
Tasted 31 flavors
There's only one she really hates8. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE KIDS TODAY?
Go!
They always listen to their moms
They disregard civil disobedience
They'd rather do what they're told
They don't drink
Or fuck
Or fight
They sit home
And read
Expanding their minds
They're always goin to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late
Don't smoke
Or break rules
They eat right
Study hard
They like school
9. LOVE STORY
Partly owned tuder house
Wooden white picket fence
Mother waits for father in a backless dress
Put back into it's case
A one way trip down memory lane as she awaits
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
Mother stares at a wall
Father says he's gonna be back late, so don't wait up
Father stares at a wall
Stained thicker than water, who's gonna clean it up
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
Wooden white picket fence
Mother waits for father in a backless dress
Put back into it's case
One way trip down memory lane as she awaits
Cheat me (x5)10. THE BLACK AND WHITE
Mister McCarthy killed the light
He didn't wake his lovely wife
He left the key inside the door
She can't remember what he said
But she sure knew what he had done
A little town maybe a
Little man is right to be afraid
Identity frustration
Fused man cannot follow his heart
But he's thinking about him
She likes to call herself a feminist
A crusader who fights the pay
Erotic ??? ??? a breast
And she thinks woman as a whore
Ted by black and white thinking
Too bad the world not work that way
That dolt Andrea Dworkin
I think they need a good hard fuck
Now she needs to get off ours
His sexuality's been cut in stone
He doesn't love her
She doesn't really care
Two victims of the black and white
11. WHATEVER DIDI WANTS
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it (x8)
500 miles
When I could fly coach
But almost anything
I wouldn't swim
Across the Nile
When I could get a
Amoebic disentary
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it
The highest mountain
Could get a blister
But almost anything
I wouldn't throw
Coins in a fountain
I might be needing
To make a phone call
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it
He was beautiful with me
Like you're a million
Miles away, no
But maybe one or two
That doesn't mean
I never loved you
I loved you long time
When you're on top of me
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it (x6)AUGUST 8TH
Birds sing
There's not a cloud in the sky
August 8th is a beautiful day
A bunch of hippies crying yeah
August 8th is a beautiful day
Suddenly everything is ok
The storm has passed
The sun is shining
Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day
Is something bumming your scene
There's something wrong (x2)
I'm not trying to be mean
The summer flowers bloomin
Nowhere in sight is there anything grey
Are filling the street
Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day
Suddenly everything's looking good
There's been no permanent damage done
Yeah August 8th came right when it should
Is something bumming your scene
There's something wrong (x2)
I'm not trying to be mean
Poor little Timmy turtle
Staying home on such a beautiful day13. DROP THE WORLD
He won the race
The judges concluded
He was the better man
He'd come from
Victory
A one time show or place
His self would not allow
He had to be
The best
His urges cause they would of drained his strength
That battle had been one
With side effects a few
He may have dropped the world
He would not let us down
Way I hope she's in a better place
A grade above the rest
Of the class felt the curve
A 93
Percent
Was not enough
To feed her fix
She needs that perfect score
Endorphin rush she loved
It would
Opiate her
All allegations of her loneliness
That battle had been won
With scars still under wraps
She may have dropped the world
She would not let us down
Endorphin rush she loved
She may have dropped the worl